This is the official first post of the_pretentious, a forum for the rants and raves of the elite. My name is Grant, also known as gman2404; my colleague in pretension is Annie without the 'i', also known as Jordan, also known as better than you. Together we will instruct you on the art of elitism, and talk about whatever we want. This includes, of course, making fun of numerous innocent and not-so-innocent individuals, as well as laughing at others' misfortunes. Enjoy.